Rango

   Just when I thought that all the Westerns had disappeared, Rango shows up. It actually fits the bill quite well. The gunslinging is there, the desert is there, and a mariachi band too! Rango is a regular "house" lizard with identity issues. His only friends are a dead tic, a wind up gold fish, and a naked barbie with no head legs or right arm (who happens to be his girl friend). His life is turned upside down when he falls out of the car and meet a an armadillo who had just become road kill. He ends up traveling to the town of Dirt where there is a major water shortage. After a bird gets killed, Rango falls in love with beans (not the food), they fight hoard of possums, meets the man with no name, he solves the water problem, and wins the town its freedom from the famed outlaw rattle snake jake. This is  a great family film and consist of no swearing, crude humor, or suggestive themes. The only thing would be when one of the towns people brags that he once found part of a human spinal column in his fecal matter. LOL
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